Boatjob1

Bridge to Hawaii


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head . . . In a
booming voice, the Lord said "Because you have tried to

be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think
of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the
concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take
a little more time and think of something that could
possibly
help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could
understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"

MGuns

Ain't it the truth??

69Viking

That is so the truth right there! :clap

User6882

Amen to that

Ultralite

good one tom...

Jason

:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink No one knows, like him:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink

HisName

So true !

do you really think I like to hunt and fish so much ?

or i am looking for an excuse to get the hell away from home !

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devildog83

:clap enough said!!

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Wild Injun

Nice

choppedliver

hilarious