Halfmoon

<DIV class=itembody><P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.[/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">They unite as one. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Again he is ready for more 'action.' [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.[/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">She is set to go to sleep again, but, yeah, you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">And, once again they enjoy each other. [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'[/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You mean I was here already?'[/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">[/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">The moral of the story:<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"> [/B]<P class=ececececececmsonormal1 style="MARGIN: auto 0in; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-alt: 14.4pt" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> can<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"> have advantages<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">.</DIV>