-=Desperado=-

Ok i have heard this is an urban legend but damn man today was the first time i had women fish on my boat.luck started last night engine wont turn over.Ok i pulled the starter since a hot jump would melt the screw driver to the solenoid bolts.Completely take it apart and redo it.Now im in this for 3 hours so im getting to bed by 3 am.Now a late styart wont be so bad.



get to the ramp at 8 (LATE) and than we head out.Everything is doing good and we hit the pass.so were heading out and get to the trolling grounds.Troll a proven spread for a couple hours and NOTHING.not a hit.The nipple was lifeless.decided i wasn't gonna continue with that abuse so we moved on to a bottom spot.Someone from the forum was cool enough to let us tie off to there rig.whoever you were THANKS dont remember the boat name.well anyway after my brand new fishfinder lost 2 pins from being twisted from the cable im disgusted my fishfinder is jacked up.2000 dollar setup.

So we boat a decent sized AJ and were catching mingos let and right.Big ones.Now i get a very big ass hit that almost felt like dead weight.Im using 150 class gear and this fish is pissed.all a sudden nothing.reel up a hook that looks like a mortician needle.straightened out.These are supposed to be good hooks.I threw em all away.so now i leave a very nice rod lying there with a bait dangling and i look and the rod goes bye.250 setup gone.Ok no big deal.

Now i get a new bai and drop it down .On the way down cuda grabs the bait and hauls ass.My hands are slippery from tyhe squid so what happens.Another 250 dollar setup quickly exits my hands.Im feeling like a FU*&KKNG willy right about than since it happened so fast Now im getting pissed.



Most expensive trip ive been on.First trip with women on my boat and the shittiest.Dont get me wrong it was good company and these people were cool but damn we was having some terrible luck.No Fish to speak of of what im use to and these guys are loving it since there from indiana and this is great to them.Football size mingos 2 at a time.



I finally decided it was time to haul ass im done at that point.We get to going and sure enough hit a wave.260 dollar costas fall of my head hit the floor and crack the glass intpo 20 pieces.



Do you guys think this is an urban legend or some real shit.This was the unluckiest trip i have ever been on.

Chris Phillips

Wow! That might be one of the worst days on the water I've ever heard of...

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Jhoe

Hmm. I say you stick to the trannies I normally see you with. they have boobs and aren't bad luck.

Jhoe

Not really chris. the people that break down 20 or so miles out and don't have a membership have the REALLY bad days.

FenderBender

I have always heard no bill fishing with women... but man that sucks. Today I took my mom out for the first time in my new boat, its got a little rough, she ends up falling down, bruising her knee bad and almost getting seasick. I feel like the biggest piece of crap in the world. Needless to say, very short trip but skunked nonetheless. First time I have gone completely skunked in a couple years I'd say. We weren't doing any real fising but still....

Tuna Man

I can't believe it, I don't know what to say.:banghead:banghead:banghead:banghead:banghead: banghead but damn:banghead

JoeZ

My experiences have always ben the exact opposite.

Took the moms out to go snapper fishing one ime and it was too rough so stayed in the bay and limited out on red snapper and got a few grouper on a spot I lucked up on. Took my brother's GF out on her first saltwater trip and slayed the white trout, found massive schools of bull reds and did well on the lucky spot we found with mom.

But, the motor wouldn't go past 3500 rpm on that trip and then there was the whole shark tournament/fishing trip where we lost the biggest grouper I've ever seen at the boat, I hurled for a few hours steady and we didn't catch crap in the end so it kind of balances out.

Will, sounds like just shit luck but atleast you got out. How nasty was the water where you were trolling?

HighCotton

Most of the women I've taken offshore, chum all over the place. :sick

I know a few that can hang tough, though .... no bad ju-ju, either.

-=Desperado=-

Not to bad.2 feet.Perfect for the right lures to ride down the ways and leave perfect little smoke trails and POP..water was semi OK not blue but not to green either.And dont say Karma either.I know sometimes im an ass on the forum but off here is completely different.This trip was for a freind in need that wanted to give a dad a good day of fishing on the water.they were great people.



also did i mention my girlfriend turned 4 of her fingers to hamburger when she decided to grab something she wasnt supposed to.yeah we were gonna take her back but she wantedto keep fishing.After 20 minutes of first aid and wipiong all the blood up she was good to go with a few tylenol.Im proud of her for sticking in there and toughening it out.I thought she was gonna get sick but she didnt.just a shitty day.Im leaving this one in the history books.

JoeZ

What the hell did she grab? The prop?

Best to just leave it as a bad trip. There'll be more, there'll be better ones. Hopefully none too much worse.