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Old 03-20-2017, 05:00 PM   #1
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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. . . look at his clothes! . . . he’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years . . . I saw how he kissed your neck . . . if he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. . . . This guy is obviously very dangerous - if he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”




His wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, he thinks you’re cute, and he asked if we had any Vaseline. . . . I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!”
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