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Old 03-18-2010, 01:56 PM   #1
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<TABLE style="WIDTH: 460.25pt" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=614><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><DIV style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A pretty<SPAN style="COLOR: black"> little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">
<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.
<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Kittens." little Suzy said.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">How old are they? asked Obama.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"And what kind of kittens are they?"

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day,and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS"when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Hello, again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know
<SPAN class=ecxapple-style-span><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black">--- But today, they have their eyes open."<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black"><SPAN class=ecxecxecxecxecxapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: blue"><U><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">Priceless!!!</U> </DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">
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