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Old 02-08-2010, 12:02 PM   #1
choppedliver
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Default You MIGHT be a redneck if...

So I was raised in the country, been in the military, live in town last 14 years... Never really thought of myself as a redneck, though definitely southern.



Was about to watch the game yesterday, and I looked at my coffee table.



And this is what I found







Tape measure, flounder gig, southern flavor, and a pitcher left over from previous night that I was drinking rum and coke out of.lol. You can't see the shotgun shells in this pic



Then I looked to my left ( living room corner ) and saw this







Two sand spikes, a shotgun, a flounder gig, two battery chargers, a skil saw , ( actually is a skil brand), some vise grips and others hand tools.



So my girlfriend says I'm not a redneck, but this epiphany made me think of the old Jeff Foxworthy line and and question my self lol..



So let's see your best , true life, no bs picture. Has to be you/your family, not something you googled on the Al Gore's Interweb ( haha). Show us why you MIGHT be a redneck!!! AND IT CAN'T BE POSED... NO SETUPS. This was 100% my current situation, totally unplanned



This should be good!
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